Rude Bastards tour of Berlin

Berlin, Germany

Experience hosted by Kai

  1. 3.5 hours
  2. Hosted in English and Spanish
Excellent value
Guests say it's well worth the price.
Super storytelling
Guests say this Host tells great stories.

What you'll do

My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a mix of history, current events, local cuisine, the best spots for a cold German beer by the city center of Berlin. Be prepared to be socially active.
Other things to note
The tour is meant for adults, 18 or older. Each guide will have a sign to identify them self.
My tour of Berlin is very different than the usual Politically correct BS. Actually, think of this as the Politically incorrect tour of Berlin, so feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us. It will be full of bad language and bad taste jokes-while paying respect where it is due. No snowflakes allowed!

Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a m…

Meet your Host, Kai

Host on Airbnb since 2018
  • 537 Reviews
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I'm a tour guide in 4 cities around Europe. My tour style is informative yet untraditional and alternative. I like to believe that the tours are a walking comedy show, but you'll have to join us and confirm this!

As fellow traveler myself, I created the experience I would enjoy when visiting a new city - a fun, uncensored look at history!
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Where you'll be

Where we'll meet
Expresso House (outside)
Berlin
Traditional is overrated, I add a kick of madness and history that truly fits Berlin's reputation. We walk by all the places you are aiming to visit and some suggestions of the "to do's" in Berlin.

Rated 4.94 out of 5 from 537 reviews.

  • Tuhina
    January 2022
    For my Rude Bastards tour of Berlin, I got lucky and ended up being the only person that session and got to have a really fun time hanging with and learning from Cole, my guide! This was a super fun way to see the main sites in Berlin, get some extra context on places/stories that I wouldn't otherwise know about (or even know to ask about), and cover a good amount of ground in a short time. Cole is also literally *hilarious*. Definitely could pursue a stand-up career when he's tired of the tour guide thing. I had a blast and would recommend this to anyone! 10/10
  • Xinqi
    January 2022
    Kole (mr cabbage)was amazing! We laughed so much and learned so much about Berlin’s not so glorious past lol had so much fun!!! 10/10 recommend to anyone who wants a fun and informative tour
  • Zachary
    January 2022
    Cole was amazing! He was hilarious and kind and incredibly knowledgeable. If you're taking your first foray into Berlin, you can't do better. This was possibly the best tour I've been on.
  • John
    January 2022
    Great tour!!!!! No joke it was a blast. He was really informed and funny. Not only was he a great tour guild, we were able to get to know him and him us. 100% would recommend!!
  • Jessica
    January 2022
    The tour was the absolute best. It was just Kai along with my partner and I and we had a wonderful personal experience. If you don’t have much time in Berlin, this is a great way to see a ton of interesting things with someone who knows a lot about the city. 11/10 would recommend!
  • Maziar
    January 2022
    Col was so friendly, cool and great at story telling, he made us laugh and learn a lot of historical stuff about Berlin. Also it was very nice which he answered general questions about Berlin and culture and so on.

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  • Tue, Jan 25
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Wed, Jan 26
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Wed, Jan 26
    3:00 PM - 6:30 PM
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    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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  • Thu, Jan 27
    3:00 PM - 6:30 PM
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    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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    3:00 PM - 6:30 PM
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  • Sat, Jan 29
    12:00 PM - 3:30 PM
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